I was feeling creative today, so I thought I would do a little Photoshopping, as is my hobby. I was just wondering what life would be like if I were a professional athlete.
If I could leap tall buildings in a single bound or was faster than a speeding bullet, I might look like this:
If I didn't get a haircut or shave for the next few months, I might end up like this:
If I worked out more often (and got a little more sun), I might end up like this:
And if I, you know, had voluminous curly hair.... or talent.... I might look more like this:
Instead, I look a little more like this:
Oh well. Can't win 'em all.